SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

DARK JESTERS:
AN ANTHOLOGY OF HUMOROUS HORROR

Title:  DARK JESTERS: An Anthology of Humorous Horror, edited by Nick Cato and L.L. Soares.

Publisher: Novello Publishers (www.novellopublishers.com)

Release Date:  Fall 2009

General Info:  Novello Publishers is seeking 10 hysterical stories to fill their first trade paperback humorous horror anthology.  

-Word count is not to exceed 2,000, NO EXCEPTIONS.  The shortest accepted piece will be 1,500, but closer to the 2,000 mark is ideal for this project.

-Poetry will not be accepted.
 
-Stories must be horror-oriented-no scifi unless in the vein of  "Alien."  Stories will be selected (mainly) on their humor content: the harder you make the editors laugh the better chance your story will be picked.  Any story that insults the horror genre will not be selected; "humorous horror" does not mean we want to "make fun" of the genre.  We want to see  "real" horror stories with a humorous angle.  Whether your story deals with classic monsters (such as vampires), the apocalypse, serial killers, ghosts, or (you fill in the blank), we want the readers to laugh 'till it hurts.

-Stories that rely on profanity will probably not make the cut.  Make us laugh without dropping F-bombs and your chances of acceptance skyrocket.

-We do not find rape, God-bashing or child-torture funny.  Gore is fine depending on how it's used.

Format:  Send your story double-spaced in a Times New Roman or Courier font as a .doc or .rtf attachment, NO EXCEPTIONS.  Please underline any italicized words.

Payment: $40.00 and one contributor copy.

Note: NO REPRINTS.  This will be an all-original anthology.  If your story is selected you will be asked to give Novello Publishers 1 year's exclusive rights.

Reading Period: August 1st through November 30th

Send submissions to:  NickYak@aol.com with DJ SUBMISSION in the subject heading.
Hard copy submissions may be sent to:

Nick Cato / NP
249 Yetman Avenue
Staten Island, NY 10307

 Hard copies must be post-dated NO LATER than November 10th, 2008.

The table of contents will be announced in early December, 2008.

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